To whom it may concern:
Today I got a MySpace friend request. I hadn't paid attention to the wording before, but now it occurs to me that it would be really fun to get a request from Jesus. For your consideration, here's what such an e-mail would look like:
Jesus would like to be added to your MySpace friends list.
By accepting Jesus as your friend, you will be able to send Jesus personal messages, view Jesus's photos and blog, and interact with each other's friends and network!
Of course, you would have to really mean it when you clicked on "Accept."